HIMstrata celebrated automated claims-processing script Kevin with a catered appreciation luncheon Thursday, during which Regional Director Todd Vance praised the program for displaying remarkable restraint around the buffet.
"Kevin could teach all of us something about discipline," Vance said, standing beside a laptop displaying Kevin's terminal window.
The event featured carved meats, imported cheese, chocolate fondue, and individual desserts bearing the company logo.
Kevin's place setting included a folded linen napkin and a printed name card.
Vance noted that, unlike the employees who returned to the buffet for seconds, Kevin had not touched his food.
Senior Revenue Specialist Susan Sprigs explained that Kevin did not possess a mouth.
"And yet he hasn't touched his plate," Vance observed.
Facilities later moved the remaining food to the executive breakroom.
Employees were reminded that taking leftovers home required management approval.
The Kevin Files is fictional workplace satire from Revenue Cycle Uncovered.